1) Do not buy a business the week before your anniversary.
2) Do not agree to go to a work skating party.
3) Do not eat pizza and drink Diet Coke at said skating party in lieu of a nice romantic dinner.
4) Do not have car trouble, making your spouse drive all over creation instead of getting dessert.
5) Do not forgo the glass of wine because you are tired.
6) Do not go directly to bed after finally arriving home from the same said skating party.