Dear Universe and/or Writing Gods,

With as bad as my health luck has been this past year (Thyroid MRI, Seizures, Looming brain surgery) I think I’m due a little good luck, right? I’m not looking for much, really, in the grand scheme of things. Just a little help along the path to achieving my dream of being published.  Here are a fews ways you could help a girl out. Please pick the one you think is most appropriate.

• Win the lottery

• Help me find and get signed by an agent (or in the wise words of Wonderfalls,  “Make me a match.”)

• Let me win this awesome contest from Sarah Wylie. (The partial manuscript critique, query critique or lunch with Miss Query Shark herself would be fantastic.)

Much love,


PS- A speedy response is much appreciated.