Dear Universe and/or Writing Gods,
With as bad as my health luck has been this past year (Thyroid MRI, Seizures, Looming brain surgery) I think I’m due a little good luck, right? I’m not looking for much, really, in the grand scheme of things. Just a little help along the path to achieving my dream of being published. Here are a fews ways you could help a girl out. Please pick the one you think is most appropriate.
• Win the lottery
• Help me find and get signed by an agent (or in the wise words of Wonderfalls, “Make me a match.”)
PS- A speedy response is much appreciated.